The Audio Dope is watching some Conan right now and actor Timothy Olyphant is currently on the show as a guest. Right away, I yelled “that’s the guy from “Girl Next Door” and “Justified”…. Josh Duhamel”. My boy immediately informed me it was actually Timothy Olyphant which led to an in-depth Google search. Turns out the two … Continue reading
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Gimme That: Going Commando in Khakis
Going commando was one of the innocent beauties of my early childhood (ages 5-19) that I unfortunately lost sight of the past couple years. During times of severe stress and heat this summer, I reverted back to rockin’ the commando whenever I needed to really let loose. One day when I didn’t have any clean … Continue reading
The Intern Chronicles: The Double-Lunch Maneuver
The Double-Lunch Maneuver (DLM) is reserved for the savvy interns who have heavy experience in the procrastination, not showering, and eating departments. The DLM was founded by interns, for interns, as a technique to reduce stress during the most long and arduous days. It’s safe to say lunchtime is the only brightspot of an office-dog’s … Continue reading
Shocker: The Spy Kids girl is a total babe
Don’t get me wrong, I loved the “Spy Kids” movies when they came out, but I was never particularly interested in the films child star Alexa Vega. Oh how quickly things change…. The 23-year old actress has recently signed on to join the cast of Robert Rodriguez’s (Spy Kids, Sin City) upcoming “Machete Kills” as … Continue reading
Shocker: Joffrey is the little kid in Batman Begins
The Audio Dope was re-watching Batman Begins (Christian Bale, Liam Neeson) in preparation of The Dark Knight Rises premier this weekend and noticed the strangest thing. The innocent little blonde kid Batman saves at the end of the movie is none other than Joffrey Baratheon. The boy instantly went from an innocent character to someone … Continue reading
Gimme That: Drinking Innovation
This past weekend, while liquor shopping in New Hampshire I discovered something awesome. Jack Daniels and Coke finally decided to cut all the bullshit and sell their products together. Once again, Coke proves that they are the superior soda company and once again I will be drinking Jack and Coke, but this time, it will … Continue reading
We Got Screwed: Minivan Windows
If you grew up with a few siblings or participated in a carpool for after-school activities, odds are you spent a nice chunk of time in a minivan. While I hold the Big N’ Tasty’s eaten, and the countless movies watched in my mother’s minivan close to my heart, it was never an ideal means … Continue reading
“We’re Sorry” for the slow weekend
The Audio Dope just wanted to let our readers know we’re sorry for the slow weekend. Enjoy the rest of your Sunday and expect more dope news to come.
Which ESPY’s athlete is Hannah Storm most likely to get piped out by tonight?
Hannah Storm is 50. But she still gets after it like the milf-cougar we all know she is. Hannah Storm always likes to get “real freaky naughty” (White Goodman voice) when interviewing the biggest sports stars in America. Odds are, someone’s hitting that at the ESPY’s after party tonight. The only question, who will it … Continue reading
Great Debate: Emma Stone’s Hair
Emma Stone is one of The Audio Dope’s biggest crushes in Hollywood today. While we all agree on how sexy and cute she is, Emma Stone makes it difficult to decide what hair color suits her best. Guys and girls, we want to know how you feel about this Great Debate. Vote in the poll … Continue reading
Betcheslovethissite: So bad it burned our eyes?
If you live and die by being a betch, be warned: you may not like the following article: I had the horrible misfortune of stumbling onto betchislovethissite.com for the first time this afternoon. Thank god I stumble-offed this piece of trash before it was too late. If you’re not familiar with the site, betchislovethis is … Continue reading
The Audio Dope Summer Tape Vol. 1
We’re going to be putting together mixes every 2 weeks to make it easy to keep up with the jams. The Audio Dope Summer Tape Vol. 1 is made up of some of our favorite tracks from the last few months. It includes many songs that have been featured on the site and some that may have … Continue reading
Jose Bautista: A grown up Pablo Sanchez?
Crazy I know: Similar Stances. Toe raised. Serious leg lift. Total Bosses.
The Intern Chronicles: The Office Dog
There’s a reason everyone hates Monday mornings. Not only are we on the brink of liver failure from a weekend hitting the bottle, we are also forced to slave at a cubicle for eight hours after minimal shut-eye. But for the office cellar-dwellers (interns) Monday is extra brutal. For whatever reason everyone thinks Monday means … Continue reading
Gimme That: The Dark Knight Rises tickets
Be sure to get your tix before they sell out. If your excuse for not seeing The Dark Knight Rises at midnight involves waking up for work then I have one thing to say to you: ya soft… and so is ya auntie. The Dark Knight rises hits theaters Friday July 20th 2012.