Martin Scorsese’s “The Departed” is one of the few movies that changed my life. After seeing the 2006 Oscar-winner for Best Picture in theaters as a sophomore in high school, I immediately became obsessed with movies. I can definitely attribute this birth of a movie-buff to the fact that “The Departed” was the first Scorsese film I had ever seen. I can also attribute my fascination with “The Departed” to the movie’s fantastic acting ensemble. While Leonardo Dicaprio and Jack Nicholson stole the show, others such as Mark Wahlberg and Alec Baldwin delivered some of The Audio Dope’s favorite lines in the film. Here are three awesome/hilarious quotes featuring Wahlberg and Baldwin.
Quote(s) of the Day: The clip featuring all three quotes is at the bottom of the post.
Baldwin: “Go fuck yourself.”
Baldwin: “How’s your mother?”
Wahlberg: “Good, she’s tired from fucking my father.”
Wahlberg: “Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself. My theory on Feds is they’re like mushrooms… feed ’em shit and keep ’em in the dark.”
Baldwin: “How about a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don’t smoke, do ya right? What are ya one of those fitness freaks huh? Go fuck yourself.”